patterns in randomness

"how you react on things defines who you are"-
a pretty wise guy

1. to the news of someone's death.
                          "man dies."

2. to the news of his failure to graduate
                         "can i still attend the prom?"

3. to the receptionist
      "I can't find my mother."

4. to a new guy he just met
   "do you like potatoes?"

5. to an never ending boring class
                       "when will this pain and suffering end?"

6. in a family dinner
      "I'd kill for something stronger"

7. to make fun of his friend BIG time
                           "you (...) like justin bieber." *'kick' is pretty good

8. on a romantic moment
                           "omelette du fromage."

9. after a near death experience
                          "A NEAR LIFE EXPERIENCE!"

10. when he have fever
      "*just say anything, we're basically delirious at the moment*"

"True pattern lies beneath randomness."