sh*t pointless people say

"how you react on things defines who you are"-
a pretty wise guy
 
1.  to the news of someone's death.
                          "man dies."

2.  to the news of his failure to graduate
                         "can i still attend the prom?"

3.  to the receptionist
                          "I can't find my mother."

4.  to a new guy he just met
                         "do you like potatoes?"

5.  to an never ending boring class
                         "when will this pain and suffering end?"

6.  in a family dinner
                          "I'd kill for something stronger"


7.  to make fun of his friend BIG time
                           "you (...) like justin bieber."  *'kick' is pretty good



8.  on a romantic moment
                           "omelette du fromage."

9.  after a near death experience
                          "A NEAR LIFE EXPERIENCE!"

10. when he have fever
              "*just say anything, we're basically delirious at the moment*"

"True pattern lies beneath randomness."